Carl for President 2032
I promise to make Dingle Balls a
National Sport and I will strongly
encourage the Olympic Committee
to add it to their games.
National Sport and I will strongly
encourage the Olympic Committee
to add it to their games.
I promise to outlaw these shorts!
I promise I will not sling mud
during my campaign.
during my campaign.
I promise I will make cheating at
cards a thing of the past.
cards a thing of the past.
I believe that paparazzi should not
be allowed to disrupt my staff
meetings or yours.
be allowed to disrupt my staff
meetings or yours.
I believe that Democrats should
have their heads shrunken.
have their heads shrunken.
I believe that gun control should
be defined as how to properly
hold and shoot your gun.
be defined as how to properly
hold and shoot your gun.
Go Ahead, I'm a Republican and I
can take it.
can take it.
Look for Carl to take a whack at the
presidency in 2032. We can't wait!
presidency in 2032. We can't wait!
Carl is a man who believes in the American
Flag. He is a protector of the woodland
birds. He stays clean in all situations. Carl
can keep the country warm using downed
limbs and two matches. He can teach the
homeless how to build better shelters and
how to cook in the great outdoors.
Flag. He is a protector of the woodland
birds. He stays clean in all situations. Carl
can keep the country warm using downed
limbs and two matches. He can teach the
homeless how to build better shelters and
how to cook in the great outdoors.
My name is Carl, and I do not endorse these messages.
Not paid for by any Carl for President Committee.
Not paid for by any Carl for President Committee.
My name is Phil and I endorse
this candidate.
this candidate.
Yes, I endorse Carl. He taught me da
proper way to use dis here rope to tie
people up so they can be fitted for their
cement shoes.
proper way to use dis here rope to tie
people up so they can be fitted for their
cement shoes.
I do not know this
person - - Carl
person - - Carl
Carl, pictured with
his future cabinet.
Maybe not. . .
his future cabinet.
Maybe not. . .
No word on a running mate. We are hearing rumors of Glenn Beck or Conan